Sunday, 14 February 2010

The devil's dictionary

LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.

PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.

(Hah, hah, or in Spanish, je, je)

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