Sunday 14 February 2010

The devil's dictionary





LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.


PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.


CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.


PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.


HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.


(Hah, hah, or in Spanish, je, je)

No comments:

Post a Comment

Thanks dear visitor