LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.
CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.
(Hah, hah, or in Spanish, je, je)